Geekologie - March 2009

Geekologie - March 2009

Redneck Snow Plow

I meant to post this during the epic storm we had here in Maryland..My friend seriously concocted this idea. 

He's a former Marine, so it's okay to laugh at him. 

BTW - there was actually a little bit of snow still on the ground today.  Well, piles of snow, & my jump-in-jacks were showing their colors today too.  Ahhh, can't wait for Spring.

Poorly Dressed People of the World – This is Your Fashion Wake-Up Call. » Daring ‘Dos

Poorly Dressed People of the World – This is Your Fashion Wake-Up Call. » Daring ‘Dos

The caption reads "Also, Stay Out of Her Benzadrine"

Find My Doppelganger

Sorry haven't posted in awhile (like anyone cares)

Here's a neat site.


Find My Doppelganger

I uploaded a picture of myself & here's the results~ Too Funny :)

The Only-Slightly-Cranky Waitress

This is absolutely one of the funniest blogs I've ever read....This chick should write a book.  If you've ever been a waitress or waiter, you'll surely relate.

A few snippets ~

Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

Here we fucking go again.  Friday through Monday were decent nights--an oasis in the shittiness of my job, so to speak. But people just have to piss me off, don't they?

If you're going to leave a 73 cent tip ....you might not want to leave behind your touchscreen phone. Ha!

I'm no meteorologist ....but I'm pretty sure it's raining bitches.

Dear lazy slobs, Those Wet Ones moist towelettes do actually cost money. They don't rain from the sky. So now that you're done eating, why don't you slide your ass out of your booth and walk the twenty feet to the bathroom and just wash your fucking hands?

"What's the difference between your chicken wings and your boneless chicken wings?" One is diamond-encrusted. Dumbass.

  

Uhhh...ManCrunch.com

Okay this piqued my interest because I couldn't imagine what kind of Super Bowl ad would work for a gay man's dating site. So I checked out the ad & honestly, it's just plain dumb. If it had been a straight dating site ad, it would have been just as dumb. But...alas, ManCrunch is shouting discrimination. What the hell is this world coming to?

Gay dating site ManCrunch.com asks for help after CBS rejects Super Bowl ad

Happy Australia Day

Human bed-warmers at Holiday Inn | Reuters

Reuters reporter says this is 'quirky'.....uh - yeah.

Human bed-warmers at Holiday Inn Reuters

Funny Australian Humor

Blogtations

Blogtations: "How can you not DIE...when your 3-year-old announces in a public bathroom that she can see the hairy stripe on your pagina.
~Cheaper Than Therapy"

Calvin and Hobbes

I took 7 pregnancy tests and all came back positive. does that for sure mean im pregnant?

I took 7 pregnancy tests and all came back positive. does that for sure mean im pregnant?

Good God..what is this world coming to?  I mean ~ do you really have to ask this question on "ask.com".  For sure....

One of my favorite gadgets

I purchased a couple of these from Think Geek & I love them!  This little gadget provides a very simple and fun evil way to make things more interesting in the office.

The Original ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron

3 simples steps.

•Turn on.*

•Hide it.

•Muahahaha...

Things that make me Laugh